One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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