So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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