i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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