Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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