I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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