Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
