So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
