he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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