I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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