I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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