Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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