i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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