but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
