So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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