I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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