I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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