The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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