I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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