This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
