i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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