on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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