it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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