i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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