Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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