somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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