Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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