my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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