Soap is not a condiment
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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