I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Randomize
