If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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