dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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