So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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