Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
