Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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