Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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