i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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