Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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