Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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