she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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