At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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