i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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