dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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