HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
