just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
