My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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