if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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