Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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