wat bout pragnant strippers??
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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