There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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