Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i've created a new STD.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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