love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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