I like to think it a success when the cops are called
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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