party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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