We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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