The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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