yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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