Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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