I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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