drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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