Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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